“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, Dog.
Everyone should think like Dog. :)
“Hello! It’s me!”
one of my dogs rolled on a dead toad a couple of days ago
(via honeycombhead)Source: theamericankid
I am always interested in venturing in to new fandoms.
(Will Eventually Continue) Watching: Leverage
Actually Watching: 30 Rock
DUCKDATE: ON JUNE 5th, 2013, MARSHALL (aka duckboy) GAVE HIS DUCKLING TO A HOBBY FARM FOR THEIR PETTING ZOO. WHEN ASKED HOW HE FELT ABOUT THE SITUATION, HE SIMPLY REPLIED “I got home and I didn’t know what to do with myself. So I ate a tub of ice cream” TRULY A MAN OF OUR OWN HEARTS. WE’LL MISS YOU FAT AMY.
okay i have the cutest story to tell you all so i work at a frozen yogurt shop and the people in my town aren’t typically the friendliest but anyway the woman on the right comes in and gets this huge (as you can see) cup of yogurt and by huge i mean it was around $15 so anyway she reaches in her purse to get her wallet but realized she forgot it so she asked me if she could run to her car real quick to get it. i said sure and as i was waiting for her to come back the woman on the left who was eating with her kids comes up to the register and starts digging around in her purse. i asked if she needed help with anything and she said “yes. i’d like to pay for this woman’s yogurt” and i was like what? and she repeated herself and i was like may i ask why and she said “just thought i’d do something nice for someone else” so she paid for it and the woman on the right comes back and i told her what happened she she smiled so big and looked like she was going to cry and she turns to the woman on the left and said “thank you so much. no one ever does anything nice for me and this really came at a great time” and we both asked why and she said “today is my birthday” so everyone in the store sang happy birthday to her and she turns to the woman on the left and says “i make homemade jewelry. let me make you a pair of earrings as a thank you” and they were both so happy and everyone in the store was smiling and i asked if i could take their picture and i got this :’) humanity is not lost!
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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Help! Beatle swamped by grasshoppers! The green bugs stormed the stage at a Paul McCartney concert in Brazil.MORE GRASSHOPPERS!
Animal-lover McCartney carried on for almost three hours in Goiania as he remained unfazed by the grasshoppers, which even landed on him during the show.
One remained on his shoulder for much of the show and the musician introduced his new pal to the 47,000-strong crowd as ‘Harold’.
HE NAMED IT HAROLD
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i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
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My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
Helping you get a furry chicken like this one may be the best choice I’ve ever made.
Sweetie i hope you get there.