Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.
I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.
WATCH THAT VIDEO
WATCH IT
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
Reblogging for the comments~
the comments omg
Holy Shit…
Everyone should watch this!!!
Sand Art, One Piece.
This is awesome.
I don’t understand why people are disliking the songs though…
Doctor Who ‘RPG’ spoof by CollegeHumor
OMG THIS IS GENIUS
(btw….Spoilers! ;P )
SO MUCH PERFECT
So…. this Iron Man is actually a friend of mine. We plan to see about meeting for the Avengers Premiere… I’m still not sure who I am going with, but I’d be honored to see the movie along side him. Ahhh, such a nice guy and his work is fantastic.
oh my god
Coolest thing ever.
Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.
Step 2: Click HERE
Step 3: Press f11
Step 4: Start typing frantically.
Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.
Step 6: ???????
Step 7: Profit
Step 8: Do all of the above with this playing in the background
Apparently, if you do it for long enough, the site comes to an end. In pretty good timing with the song, too.
If flying cars and uncannily dexterous robots haven’t tipped you off already, know this: the future is here. We’re living in an age when Star Trek tech is getting realized little by little, and Google’s just revealed a secret undertaking that checks one more sci-fi innovation off the proverbial list.
Meet Project Glass: an augmented reality undertaking that’s emerged out of the company’s black ops innovation lab, known as Google X. With Project Glass, Google is taking a serious look at augmented reality. What would life be like if rather than reaching into our pocket for a phone, the data we need was fluidly woven right into our lives?
Google casts a wide net when it comes to researching projects that are a bit closer to the cutting edge than email and search. Its best known future-tech project is a small fleet of self-driving cars which have already hit the streets for testing in California, but it’s reportedly also quietly working on a space elevator and as many as 100 other covert futuristic projects.
Not to be confused with Google Goggles — an app that lets you search for anything just by snapping a photo — Google’s glasses superimpose what’s known as a head’s up display (HUD) over your visual field. The visual display, as you can see in Google’s concept video, provides contextual information and lets you do just about anything a smartphone would, from texting and geosocial check-ins to turn-by-turn directions — all without lifting a finger. Of course, Google’s conception of this ties right into its umbrella of products, from Maps and Latitude to Google+. According to the minds behind Project Glass, technology should “be there when you need it and get out of your way when you don’t”.
While the lofty technology is far from market-ready at the moment — a launch by the end of 2012 looks very unlikely — the glasses are very much real. There are reportedly many models, ranging from a Star Trek-inspired visor to a design that “sits over a person’s normal eyeglasses.” And Google employees will actually be testing them in the wild, so don’t be alarmed if you bump into a seeming cyborg near the company’s Mountain View headquarters.
The idea of a system like Google’s Project Glass is to steep reality in immersive, non-disruptive data. All tasks would be integrated right into your visual field, keeping your hands free while still providing the informational amenities we’ve come to expect from smartphones and tablets. In the world of Project Glass, our devices’ screens would melt away altogether in favor of translucent data draped right over the world as we know it. Who needs a high resolution display when you’ve got everything you need, right before your eyes?
http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/deal-google-crazy-augmented-reality-glasses-225744545.html
Hey, hey, guess what. Apparently Tallahassee has a Beatles radio station. Only plays The Beatles. :D
I can’t wait to drive to school tomorrow!!!!
YOU GUYS …
IN ADDITION TO ALL THE LIES COMING OUT ON TWITTER (THAT I’M TRYING TO TRANSLATE)
BUT GUYS. YOU GUYS.
We’re excited to let you know that The Legend of Korra premiere is live RIGHT NOW on KorraNation.com. And there’s even more Korra goodness than you thought. Here’s what you’ll find:
I. From Aang to Korra: A look back at Avatar: The Last Airbender and a glimpse into what’s to come in The Legend of Korra.
II. The Legend of Korra Begins: Episodes 101 and 102, as promised :)
III. This Season on The Legend of Korra: A sneak peek of what’s coming this season as Korra strives to fulfill her destiny as the new Avatar.
Episodes will only stay up through the weekend - so go watch right now!
Nice job, #korranation!
-Team Korra
2/23/2012
WATCHING NOWWWW
THANK YOU SO MUCH KORRA NATION PARTY PEOPLE!
