Stephen: I worked for The Daily Show for many years, and I was incredibly proud to work there.
Jon: He was terrific on the show.
Stephen: Thank you, Jon.
Stephen: And every year I sit behind Jon at the Emmys and every year he wins the award.
Jon: Not every year.
Stephen: Every year for the last eight years he has won the award, and I always hug and I kiss you because I mean it because you’re incredible and I love you, buddy.
Jon: I love you.
Stephen: Okay, but tonight, you can go fuck yourself. Get off the stage. Get the fuck off the stage. All of y’all get the fuck off the stage. I am not joking. Get off right now, I have had it! Jim, Rory-get off! You, mustache-off! I accept this award for every person who’s soul has been crushed by Jon Stewart for the past eight years! I accept this for Bill Maher! I accept this for Jimmy Kimmell! GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE BALDY! I accept this award for Jack Paar! For Joey Bishop! If they can do it in Egypt we can do it here! FREEDOM! FREEDOM!
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