Daniel Radcliffe will be on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart TONIGHT at 11pm EST. So, um. Yeah.
DAMN YOU COMCAST DIGITAL OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU ARE I CAN’T FIND MY REMOTE AND CAN’T oh… haha it was left on Comedy Central……. so yeah……..
Thanks for reminding me Sarah!
Self-explanatory.
I know a lot of people are gonna be like, “HEY, WHY ISN’T LENO A SLYTHERIN?!” but to me, out of all the working late night hosts, David Letterman most exemplifies the qualities of Slytherin house — cunning, wit, ambition, all that stuff. Leno is probably a Slytherin, all right, but he’s more like a Dolores Umbridge. The rest are completely obvious. Conan is clearly a Gryffindor — actually, he might even be a long-lost Weasley. Jon Stewart is the most Ravenclaw of them all; wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure and all that. And Jimmy Fallon is clearly a Hufflepuff. Come on.
Stephen: I worked for The Daily Show for many years, and I was incredibly proud to work there.
Jon: He was terrific on the show.
Stephen: Thank you, Jon.
Stephen: And every year I sit behind Jon at the Emmys and every year he wins the award.
Jon: Not every year.
Stephen: Every year for the last eight years he has won the award, and I always hug and I kiss you because I mean it because you’re incredible and I love you, buddy.
Jon: I love you.
Stephen: Okay, but tonight, you can go fuck yourself. Get off the stage. Get the fuck off the stage. All of y’all get the fuck off the stage. I am not joking. Get off right now, I have had it! Jim, Rory-get off! You, mustache-off! I accept this award for every person who’s soul has been crushed by Jon Stewart for the past eight years! I accept this for Bill Maher! I accept this for Jimmy Kimmell! GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE BALDY! I accept this award for Jack Paar! For Joey Bishop! If they can do it in Egypt we can do it here! FREEDOM! FREEDOM!
Jon: Stephen!
Stephen: Hey Jon, how’s it going? Great question. Thanks for asking…so much and we’ll talk to you later.
Jon: Is…is it a bad time?
Stephen: Not at all. Always glad to speak with my good friend Jon…Jon Stewart.
Jon: Oh, yeah? You wanna play that game? Two can play that game, as well. I’m sorry, I’m sorry…what, Stephen? What did you say? I didn’t…
Stephen: You’re fake writing!
Jon: No, I’m not! I’m building a fake paper airplane!
Stephen: You’re fake writing!
Jon: Shut up! You’re fake writing!
Stephen: Well, I don’t want to talk to you!
Jon: Why won’t you talk to me?!
Stephen: You’re a downer! I gotta do a show! I gotta do a show here!
Jon: I’m only a downer in the pre-toss conversations! During the toss…
Stephen: Your show’s over!
Jon: I have put on my…
Stephen: Your show’s over! I have to entertain these people!
Jon: Nooooo! All I said was “Isn’t it something that there’s a lot of famine in the world?” That’s all I said!The Daily Show - 10.15.09
This reminds me… Jon Stewart was on an episode last night. It was awesome. :]
Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert - “Can I Interest You in Hannukah?”
Colbert has said on his show his greatest fear is bears – more specifically, “gay, immigrant bears.”
However, Stewart’s potential to have more attendees at the “Rally For Sanity” comes close.
“I fear that people like him more than me,” he said. “You know, basic human fears. I fear that he’ll win the Emmy again next year. I fear that I’ll go gray.”
