On The Lonely Shore.: IMAGINE WHAT PRISONS WOULD BE LIKE IF WE ALL GOT ARRESTED FOR PIRACY
- INSTEAD OF GANGS- THERE WOULD BE FANDOMS
“UGH, THERE’S ANOTHER FIGHT BETWEEN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND TWILIGHT FANDOM IN THE YARD.”
Sherlock fandom would beat them both up. But I’m not sure we could take the Whovians. I mean, for the most part, we’d be punching ourselves in the face…
Naah Sherlockians and Whovians would totes be BFFs. BBC vs THE WORLD Although yeah the Sherlockians are likely to be the ones shivering and starving in the corner and generally driving themselves insane.
Cabin Pressure-ites would be SORTED though. We’d just sit there playing traveling lemon and yellow car and how many hitchcock film titles can you sneak into a parole hearing and Brians of Britain and how-many-otters-can-you-imagine-in-a-cell and prison guard derby…
^^^^
I imagine the Supernatural-, Doctor Who- and Sherlockian fandom being a gang-trio. Not a scary gang, but more like a cheesy broadway gang.
The Supernatural fandom would be the glue in this group, insisting on calling the trio a “family”, and they would be willing to do anything for their family. The Whovians would be the diplomats. Instead of fighting they would try to talk their way out of things; use clever words, wits and a dash of crazy. The Sherlockians would be the part of the trio no one from the outside would want to get in trouble with. The reason is simple: They are batshit insane - the crack of the trio.
…Which made me realise:
