(via garrulus)Source: matafari
I am always interested in venturing in to new fandoms.
(Will Eventually Continue) Watching: Leverage, 30 Rock, Vampire Diaries, West Wing, The Mentalist
Actually Currently Watching: Sleepy Hollow, Peaky Blinders, HIMYM, SPN, White Collar
(Will Eventually Continue) Reading: GoT, LotR, The Death Cure
Actually Currently Reading: *Pending*
GATHER ROUND KIDS, MOTHER KYOOREM HAS A NEW STORY TO TELL YOU
WELL RECENTLY, I’VE BEEN HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE WITH ONLINE BATTLES. MY TEAM SIMPLY WASN’T CUTTING IT WHEN AGAINST THE LIKES OF MOTHERFUCKING CHARIZARD Y AND SOMETHING ELSE I FUCKING FORGOT.
SO ONE MORNING I DECIDE ‘I KNOW!! I’LL BREED A NEW FIRE TYPE TO DEAL WITH THIS, BECAUSE WITH MY NEW REARRANGED TEAM I’VE GOT SOME PRETTY BIG WEAKNESSES!’ (PRIOR TO THIS I TOOK CHARIZARD AND VENUSAUR OUT OF MY TEAM)
'HMM, WHAT'S A FIRE TYPE I DON'T SEE MUCH?? I KNOW!!!
SO I GO ON MY MERRY BLOODY JOURNEY TO FIND THE GROWLITHE I LOST IN MY PC AND STUFF THAT SHITHEAD IN THE DAYCARE. I HAD DONE MY RESEARCH. I WAS READY TO BREED MYSELF A JOLLY ARCANINE WITH A NICE MOVESET.
WELL SEVEN HOURS LATER, THERE IS STILL NOTHING. BY THIS POINT I HAVE HATCHED NINETY O THE FUCKING FIRE PUPPIES AND HAD NOTHING.
I HADN’T EVEN HATCHED AN ADAMANT GROWLITHE
SO I AY, OKAY, MAYBE IT’S JUST BAD LUCK. BUT IT’S A LITTLE WEIRD THAT AFTER TWO DAYS OF BREEDING I WOULDNT HAVE A DECENT POKEMON YET??
THEN IT FUCKING HAPPENED.
JUST IAS I GAVE UP ON EGG 96, THIS JOLLY PIECE OF SHIT POPPED UP.
I HAVE WASTED SEVEN HOURS AND TWO DAYS OVERALL ON THIS STRIPY DOG. SO I NAMED IT SUFFERING BECAUSE I GOT SO FUCKING ANGRY THAT I WASTED THIS MUCH OF MY LIFE ON IT.
I NEVER GOING TO BREED ANYTHING EVER AGAIN
Being a pokemon breeder is suffering.
(via lost-in-the-echo)Source: kyoorem
Doctor Who Meme ✖ [1/9] Scenes
I love the look on Martha’s face.
Because I bet she read that Sonnet when she was in school.
And the realization that that fucking sonnet is going to be about HER RADIANT BLACK BEAUTY!!!
Martha Fucking Jones gets POETRY written for her that lasts through the ages.
The Doctor’s faces are killing me!
I actually find this really great because NOBODY KNOWS who “the dark lady” is. There are various sonnets composed for/about her, but nobody knows her identity.
I wonder if Martha ever reads that particular sonnet or hears someone reading it in a movie or on telly and just kind of smirks to herself because she knows it was written about her
i bet she feels really proud for stealing shakespeare’s heart
I love how in the 4th gif the doctor’s like “awwww yaaaahhhh”
(via anotherhobo)Source: lokiintheskywithdiamonds
MY NEW CRACKPOT THEORY: Canton Everett Delaware III’s son is Agent Phil Coulson of SHIELD. Canton’s the bio-dad; his partner’s name is Coulson. So Phil ended up with one dad’s hairline (and dress sense…) and the other dad’s surname. The reason why Agent Phil Coulson is so good at dealing with weird shit is that he fucking grew up with it. Because don’t tell me that Canton wasn’t recruited by SHIELD as soon as he got fired from the FBI. He helped a bunch of time-travelers deal with an alien invasion, stood up to the President of the United States, and did it all without batting an eyelid. CLEARLY PHIL COULSON’S PERPETUAL, FAINTLY-SMILING CALM IS A GENETIC TRAIT.