February 2012
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Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
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Oh! A crossover between Everybody Loves Raymond...
Ray appeared as his character-self in the school reunion episode.
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Woah!
I came across both Merlin and Franklin & Bash on tv the same night! Awesome! It’s nice to actually watch tv shows on tv. >_<
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I think Cousteau is stalking me...
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Animal Crossing: City Folk
Finally bought and started playing this game a few days ago. >__<
I don’t know what the hell I’m doing half the time, but it’s still pretty amazing.
Also, there’s a Fishing Tournament tomorrow that I need to practice for.
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let-them-talk:
gryffindorteamseeker:
life-universe-everything:
holymisha:
poshprogrammer:
If you ever thought that Martin Freeman WASN’T the best person alive, watch this video.
…then imagine ever scenario with him as John Watson.
…….let the hilarity ensue.
It makes me wanna draw comics of these…hmm :)
HOLY SHITYHJGFVJDCVBNHRSACVBH I CANT STOP LAUGHING
I’M IN LOVE WITHHHHHHH...
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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
legitimatelyabsurd:
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hotsexwithemily:
oughtnot:
lmaogtfo:
am I the only one who always put my fingers inside it instead? lolol
^^You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
AHAAAAA
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LEMONY SNICKET ANNOUNCES NEW SERIES →
frenchlellama:
NOT THAT I’M FREAKING OUT OR ANYTHING
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for me piracy is:
mylifeinlaughs:
miraclefucknut:
download something
put it on a DvD
sell it
make profit
not what most of us do:
download something
like it
go out and buy it
give money to rich people
having a peg leg
wearing an eyepatch
keeping your pet parrot on your shoulder
referring to your vessel with feminine pronouns
roaming the seven seas pillaging for profit
having an emotional love...
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1612th:
ways to improve the superbowl
replace football players with very obese cats
replace turf with some kind of giant trampoline material
replace football with the light of a laser pointer
Nothing against the superbowl but… I would love to see this.
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GAAAAHHHHH my phone's being attacked by a certain...
My poor phone can’t handle all this stress of continuous texts. It made a weird noise…
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January 2012
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OhmygodOhmygodOhmygod!! Some potty train sense is...
Less mess in the house! Score! XD
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Marie likes to draw: So CBS wanted to remake... →
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That puts a WHOLE NEW LIGHT on the whole thing.
Hence why I’ve felt a bit ORLY about this project, it’s too close and too obvious.
And no, I have no anti American feelings, it has nothing to do with the show BEING American, it has to do with blatant plagiarism even if the ACD canon can be…
Why must we continually remake shows? Why not just air those British shows, and then...
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OH MY GOD BOMER BONER ENGAGED
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mikenno:
I JUST FOUND OUT MATT BOMER IS GOING TO GUEST STAR ON GLEE. AND HE WILL BE SINGING.
THE SECOND I HEARD THE NEWS:
THE AFTERMATH:
AND I KNOW WHEN I WATCH IT I’M JUST GOING TO BE LIKE:
AND
BUT HIS SINGING IS SO BEAUTIFUL SO I’LL JUST BE LIKE:
OH MY GOD IS IT APRIL YET
ACCURATE
Oh, well, looks like I have a reason to catch up on Glee now. And...
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Prepare yourself.
For quite a few puppy pictures.
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My bedroom is looking pretty freaking awesome.
If I do say so myself. Or, at least, I see the potential and can kind of imagine all the crap off the surfaces. But the floor is (mostly) empty! Wow this doesn’t sound nearly as impressive.
But it will be clean enough for an adorable new puppy to run around on it as of tomorrow night after I retrieve it from Mobile. 8 hours of driving in one day, wooh!
Her name is currently Cece and...
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